Welcome to my blog, I guess

After having a couple of mildly funny Facebook statuses in a row to inflate my ego and being asked by some friends (1 friend, Kevin Tourville, just to keep my ego in check), I've decided to write a blog. He said he'd read it so, why the hell not. Just a warning, the spelling may occasionally be sub-par, the grammar will probably be less than perfect, and I will probably offend some of you, but it's my blog and I can do whatever the hell I want.