Sriracha: I'm a hipster trying to fit in. I probably do crossfit too
Tabasco: I'm from the south, your sauce and your position on the war of northern aggression are inferior
Texas Pete: I'm from Texas, let me tell you how awesome it is
Cholula: Hipster before sriracha was cool. Or you're at a Mexican restaurant
Taco Bell sauce: you're poor and you stole 2 handfuls of these after your buddy bought your meal
Tabasco: I'm from the south, your sauce and your position on the war of northern aggression are inferior
Texas Pete: I'm from Texas, let me tell you how awesome it is
Cholula: Hipster before sriracha was cool. Or you're at a Mexican restaurant
Taco Bell sauce: you're poor and you stole 2 handfuls of these after your buddy bought your meal
Frank's Red Hot: I shop at Costco and have 30 gallons of it.
Any other hot sauce: I have no idea what I'm doing in life
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